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November 20, 2002


So what's Rudy Gi*liani up

So what's Rudy Gi*liani up to now that he's America's Mayor and has started his own consulting practice? Well, first he planned to Rudify Mexico City's crime, and today he announced he's up to something even more important: securing our nation's Off Track Betting systems, which were hit by a recent Office Space-like cyber-heist during the Breeder's Cup.

1010 WINS had hilarious audio clips of Giuliani saying things like the horse racing industry "must have the highest standard of honesty", etc. Good thing NYC's former police and fire commissioners are on the job, too. We wouldn't want any, you know, dishonesty blighting the horse racing industry.

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