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December 2, 2002


Ben Affleck has gotten a

Ben Affleck has gotten a lot of crap here at the Robot. And for good reason. He sucks. Even though I bet when you first saw him, probably in Chasing Amy in 1997, you thought "Yeah, that guy's OK, but I hate the goatee" like I did. But you probably also thought "Yeah, this is OK" the first time you heard that infernal song by the Spin Doctors, "Two Princes", in 1993, like I did. Boy, were we wrong.

So now, Fametracker has re-audited Ben Affleck, with the conclusion that despite having no talent and having made terrible choices and having never carried a movie on his own acting abilities or charm or even looks, he is a STAR STAR STAR STAR.

posted by amy at 11:18 AM | #


What is it with the anti-affleck brigade? Oh, I get it. You're one of those Matt Damon fans that gets all wet thinking about his rubbery little face. I see. Let's face it, Ben Affleck is very talented, articulate and charming. And you're all going to have to learn to love him because I have a strong feeling he'll be running for president in the future. Plus, he looks like the Fuck of My Life.
Case Closed.

Posted by: Veronica at December 8, 2004 5:54 AM

I can't agree more that Ben Affleck sucks. There should be an ENTIRE website about how bad he sucks. I can't stand that guy. Saw him first in Chasing Amy and thought, "he's kinda creepy" but then he started appearing everywhere, and I was revolted. He can't act because he's too full of himself to, he's creepy, he hangs out regularly in ripper bars to get his rocks off, and his sidekick Matt Damon is no better - that weenie is just a dolt.
Both of them should go far, far away and stop this 'acting' charade...

Posted by: Dana at February 14, 2005 2:53 PM

Ben Affleck is best example of a clown in the entire world.
-He gets to Hollywood and has a quick bout with alcoholism; but he's fine now.
-He gets the stupid barb-wire tattoo on his bicep.
-He can't stop talking about his political opinions; who CARES!
-He needs to say "look at me I'm a Red Sox fan".
Act like you have been there before, HE SUCKS!

Posted by: Chris at March 9, 2005 7:14 PM

Oh fer crissakes....affleck is freegin hack who got lucky. His buddy, Barney Rubble has made a few OK flicks....But, project greenlight proves once and for all that Ben is a loser.
He's definetly on my "people I need to kill" list

Posted by: Damian Mann at March 23, 2005 12:56 AM

I think Chasing Amy was the only movie that was any good that Ben was associated with. He honestly has proven he can't act his way out of a paper bag. All he does is grin and read his lines. Sorry Ben you are not that good looking or that chraming. And the box office numbers show it. Currently his career is sinking fast. He would be better off behind the scenes. He could produce junk movies. :)

P.S. Ben take some acting clasees! Lots of em.

Posted by: Cathleen at March 31, 2005 11:37 AM

I happened onto one movie with Ben Affleck and Gary Sinese ( ? ) called "Reindeer Games"...in this movie , Ben was quite good...in my opinion...but....the rest I have seen,,truly sucked.

Posted by: Dustyde1 at September 24, 2007 11:27 PM

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