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February 21, 2003


Here are two things I've

m-16skin cola

Here are two things I've seen in the subway in the last two days:

  • Very boyish National Guardsmen in full fatigues carrying M-16s patrolling the platforms, presumably to thwart turnstile jumpers and hassle people who try to slip by 2-for-1, but possibly to shoot down aerosolized anthr*x spores, one by one. Everyone looked at these guys with a cursory glance and then went on their way. Do you know why? Because it's normal and -- repeat after me -- necessary.
  • Posters for a much-needed new product, Skin Cola, which apparently cleans your skin (as any good cola does) "from within".

posted by adm at 12:31 AM | #


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