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August 8, 2003

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The Colin Farrell Fame Audit

The Colin Farrell Fame Audit is, surprisingly, far less vituperative and bitchy than our own commentary about his carousing has been. The folks at FT admire his success in becoming an A-list star through unimpressive acting in several unimpressive movies, coupled with making out with enough hot young things and getting drunk with enough Scores hookers to get written up in endless gossip columns. In other words, he has aggressively sold himself out. Expect the "how I used yoga, Madonna's Kabbalah Study Center and tantric sex to rediscover my inner light" thoughtful pieces in GQ to start coming out next year, after he bottoms out.

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posted by amy at 1:19 PM | #

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