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May 4, 2004
Petty bank theft
Today's best regional news story:
"I robbed banks to pay for surgery for my sick cat, Smoochie."
Catherine Kaczanowski ("44-year-old recluse") from Bensonhurst pled not guilty to charges of robbery from five different banks, totalling $7,500. The first robbery of $2,000 was to pay for Smoochie's surgery, which you'll be glad to know was successful. Then she just decided to keep on robbing banks for very small amounts of money.
