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June 16, 2004


More Non-celebrity Celebrities

The world waits bated breath for tonight's premiere of The Simple Life 2: Hicks Are Funny. In this follow up to Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's starmaking first season, the girls will drive across the southern U.S. with no money or credit cards, getting by on charm alone.

Now, I don't have a problem with Paris and Nicole adding to their coffers of already gigantic wealth via the FOX network: what irks me is that these girls are so boring. As I mentioned earlier, the problem with this new crop of non-celebrity celebrities that we're throwing our precious airtime at is that they just don't have very much to say.

FOX executives, I'm going to tell you this once. You want me to watch your show? Ditch those ninnies and cast Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston. And make that check out to Emily, c/o Amy's Robot.

categories: TV
posted by Emily at 11:10 AM | #