Amy's Robot

My favorite headline is Slate's for their summary of other papers. Jacko: Off.

Posted by: amy at June 14, 2005 12:04 PM

Yesterday the Gawker suggested all of these possible headlines:

· BEAT IT: JACKO NOT GUILTY
· PRINCE OF POP CONTINUES HIS REIGN
· BILLIE JEAN NOT HIS LOVER: INNOCENT!
· JACKO MAY BE WHACKO, BUT STILL NOT GUILTY
· JACKSON WALKS IN COURTROOM THRILLER
· MOONWALKING A FREE MAN
· MJ AND OJ: TOGETHER AT LAST
· JACKSON GETS OFF — AGAIN!
· JACKSON FREE TO ADDRESS TROUBLING BACK PAIN
· SMOOTH — BUT NO CRIMINAL
· GOING HOME TO BUBBLES: JACKSON WALKS FREE

Posted by: MSosostris at June 14, 2005 1:23 PM

The Post's "We Beat It" inset definitely beats the News, though.

Posted by: Emily at June 14, 2005 2:35 PM

Newsday used the Moonwalk one, and amNewYork, I think, used Beat It.

Posted by: adm at June 14, 2005 2:43 PM