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September 25, 2003
Fresh Perspective on 'The Bachelor'
From the Amy's Robot Mail Bag:
Oh my lord - this promises to be the best season yet!!! The little hookers are BURSTING with enthusiasm for Bob, their claws are already fully extended, there's promise of an emergency trip to the HOSPITAL when one of the fritters gets her little heart hurt, and we've been teased with glimpses of Bob making out with / screwing EVERY SINGLE slut on the show!!!ABC really has hit the jackpot - drop all other reality shows NOW and watch The Bachelor this season, if you aren't watching already. There's something special about it.
And DO NOT call us during the sacred hour unless it is during the commercial break, please. -Laura