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April 30, 2004


How to Get Invited To the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

1) Be a cast member of The Apprentice
2) Be either a blond teen singer/actress/superstar or a blond former prisoner of war
3) Have starred in two movies where you have sex with lesbians, but at least one of said movies must be critically reviled; now be focused on raising the federal minimum wage
4) Be a very hot but not very good tennis player
5) Be the President of the United States

But getting into the Bloomberg after party? Man, if you’re not Jessica Simpson, I don’t know what to tell you. Jennifer 8. Lee has some suggestions, though.

Please note: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen will not be attending.

See you all there tomorrow!

categories: Celebrities, Politics
posted by Emily at 5:18 PM | #