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August 9, 2004


Advice to Drug Dealers

Just a friendly note to all you dealers out there: when you have 11 bags of heroin in your car and a whole bunch of stolen Xanax, don't do any of the following:

  • run out of gas
  • get sassy with the cop who pulls over to tell you to move your car off the road, and get his badge number with the intention of calling in a complaint about him, or
  • drive off without getting your ID back from him.

    categories: Crime
    posted by amy at 3:34 PM | #