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March 30, 2005

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Worker Protections+

I'm just saying, if I had Parkinson's, pneumonia, a breathing tube, and a feeding tube stuck up my nose, my employer would at least let me go out on disability.

Update: The Amy's Robot Specialist for Employment Rights notes: "In a similar case in the UK, a union was organizing Church of England vicars. However, they were deemed to be office-holders employed by God, and therefore not covered by employment law. Perhaps God does not offer disability?"

Other things God does not cover: contraceptives
Things God presumably does cover: Durable Medical Equipment (wheelchairs, canes, Popemobile); feeding/breathing tubes.

categories: Religion
posted by Emily at 9:51 AM | #

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