March 1, 2006
Show us your man-tits!
It brought a smile to my face to see the hordes of elaborately costumed locals and beefy red-faced tourists all cavorting around the French Quarter and getting drunk together for Mardi Gras this year. And it brought a heave to my stomach to see all the celebrities who joined the parade, who all seem to look a little less beautiful and a lot more bloated than usual without their professional makeup artists, hairstylists, lighting designers, and photographers around.
Some of the these photos are so unrecognizable they could almost be a Who'dat?™.
There's Sean Astin, who appears to be morphing into Tyne Daly,
Steven Seagal, with a hefty dollop of Tom Jones and John Goodman in there somewhere,
Josh Hartnett, miserable grease-ball,
Dan Aykroyd, who is actually looking just as terrible as he always does,
Michael Keaton in a shiny white Elvis jumpsuit and Jack Nicholson mask,
Anderson Cooper, who somehow still looks as put-together and handsome as ever,
and the always-debonair Sean Connery in a super-sexy Mardi Gras costume.
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