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November 14, 2007

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Kelly Ripa doesn't care what anyone says, ass is still the new tits

Kelly Ripa in her ass-hugging jeans

Here's how Kelly Ripa got her butt to produce that modest but discernible curve, in her own words in Fitness magazine:

I buy jeans that are tight in the rear end. I'm not kidding. I treat my cheeks like breasts in a pushup bra. I just reach down in there, lift them up and push them together. And they'll stay put if the jeans are tight enough in the seat.

That's right, girl! Demand support and definition for that teeny little butt!

Last spring the Times priggishly claimed that the new erogenous zone was protruding collarbones, but with Kelly Ripa talking about mashing up her butt cleavage inside her jeans and Slate's recent "buttock innovation" slideshow, I think the ass still has this one nailed.

categories: Celebrities, Culture
posted by amy at 4:32 PM | #

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This is why I love Kelly Ripa.

Posted by: Upskt Celebs at October 25, 2008 2:05 PM

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