Amy's Robot

Michelle Rodriguez and Colin Farrell at Miami Vice premiere

"Hey, Colin! What's up, man?"

"Hey, Rosario! Long time!"

"It's Michelle. From S.W.A.T. So, I bet you heard that crazy shit about how I've got my eye on you, right? How I want a man who's a free spirit, who can run with me naked on the beach. You heard that, right?"

"..."

"I've been waiting for you to call me, man. I've been out on the beach, I've been naked... So call me, you can come over, I'll read you some of my prison poetry, we can run naked on the beach. Then we can each drink a bottle of Wild Turkey and shoot some steroids and I'll kick you in the teeth. It will be so free and beautiful."

"...[burp]...Michelle! OK!"

"Good to see you, call me!"

categories: Celebrities, Movies
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